I PUT BLUSH ON HER SHES AN ANGEL HOLY SHIT
all I do anymore is sleep, feel bad for myself, and take selfies
do u ever daydream about decorating ur first apartment bc i do
Drawing something with alot of hair
Trying to color something with alot of hair
"if you don’t consider breasts sexual organs then why do you care if i grab them"
well EXCUSE ME BUT IF I JUST STRUTTED UP AND GRABBED YOUR EAR AND FELT IT UP LIKE MMMM YEAH BABY I BET YOU HEAR REAAAL GOOD WOULD YOU NOT BE UNCOMFORTABLE
glad to see y’all spreading the word
This drives me mad. I used to work in a bookstore, and was talking to my coworker and he just yelled out “stop flirting with me!” at this ridiculous volume and it was humiliating because
1. I wasn’t
2. I got in trouble for acting unprofessional
3. He embarrassed me in front of a line of people
4. And he only stopped insisting that I was flirting when my boyfriend (who is now my husband) said, “dude, trust me, she’s not flirting with you” to him
That asshole respected my BOYFRIEND saying I wasn’t flirting more than he respected me saying it and I was the one who was talking! The whole scene got me in trouble at work. And the most ridiculous part is we were talking about a fucking book. In a bookstore.
One time, my ex boyfriend had a crush on some girl, and said that he thought he might have “a chance” with her.
When I asked him what made him think that, he said “Well, she talks to me.”
And this is why it is so difficult to be a girl and be friends with men who are attracted to women.
Can we also add that this is why a lot of women do the resting bitch face when out in public. Cause dudes swear a glance or a smile is flirting.
This happened to me once. A dude that sat next to me in Chemistry class conversed with me about zombies and I excitedly joined in. He interpreted my enthusiasm about zombies as me liking him. Like what. Hold the phone dude I just fucking enjoy zombies ok
WORKING IN RETAIL AS A WOMAN IS SO FUCKING DIFFICULT OK
I am required to be polite and friendly to all customers, so I smile and act pleased to see everyone all the time
I cannot even begin to tell you how many guys (mostly older) have interpreted my ‘have a great afternoon!’ as ‘please give me your number I am so lusting after you right now’.
Working in retail is probably the hardest too because not only do you get hit on almost daily, but you also can’t just tell someone to fuck off. I get guys coming through my store every day who make rude and sexual comments and I’m expected to just smile and bear through it. Throw a fake laugh out. Just do my best to get through it until they get out of my store.
they do this because they think I’m coming on to them
because I said “Hi how may I help you?” with a smile and a friendly voice.
found some humanstuck stuff from a while back in my folderr
*is a wreck*
*gives ppl lifestyle advice*
I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.
omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven
In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy.
polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.
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