MAAAAAAKE WAAAAAAY FOR GIOVAAAAAAAANI.
This is the best use of cosplay ever.
The Rockets should use this as an advertisement campaign.
we all have a favorite eyebrow
I just looked up what a Tenga Egg was…..
never stop dreaming
i never knew friendzoning boys was as easy as saying thanks im gonna use my manners more
further evidence that straight boys think compliments are magic words that are supposed to make women immediately strip naked
What’s the appropriate, non-friendzoning response?
"You look pretty today."
"Okay, fine, I’ll suck your dick."
when will straight boys stop
College comm: Yeah man like we need to abolish the concept of private property
me: I’m coming over to your house every day to shit in your pool until you understand why you’re a fuckboi
Having friends on tumblr is really great. I often refer to you guys in real life as “my friend from england/australia/california/new york” and it makes people think I’m very well traveled when really I’ve just spent a lot of time on the Internet.
it must be really sad for chris evans when he finds a nice shirt that fits him really well but then he accidentally flexes his mammoth fucking biceps and hopelessly rips the sleeves into a thousand pieces, which i assume happens at least three times a week
I have to ride the bus home for 2 hours tomorrow from an area i dont know at all and I’m really scared and I am already about to cry and I dont want to go but if I dont I’ll get yelled at again…
Porrim Makeup Revamp
Since my eye makeup refused to show up in pictures of my cosplay at Sabo, it just got 20% more fab. It’s darker and more dramatic so there is no way that it will be washed out.
I love this picture of my friend that cosplays levi so much
I like this. This is cool.