One time in a science class this guy was talking about how nerdy girls aren’t cute, but it is kinda sexy when a hot girl can use a microscope so I looked back at him and said, “yeah, it must be nice when a girl can finally see your penis”
really all you need to know about the american health care system is that there’s a popular tv series where a man turns to cooking industrial quantities of crystal meth in order to pay his hospital bills
Shout-out to childhood…
You were the greats. We miss you.
I WATCHED EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE.
I watched mostly cartoons when I was younger
nothing’s really changed
I still watch all of those cartoons
Fucking Sagwa and Chalk Zone… cant believe i forgot those two!!!
when you lean forward in the car the seatbelt is like “WAIT TOO FAST I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO DIE” like aw someone cares about me
if a song was in shrek theres no way to un-associate it with shrek its forever going to be a shrek song
*cracks my knuckles* time to complain
3am skype party! feat. college makoto and his paper due tomorrow at 10am, haru who’s over to help his bff stay awake, and third year rei & nagisa who are up late studying for college entrance exams anyway
Does it bother anyone else that there are parts of your life you don’t remember? You have done and said things that you don’t even know about anymore. That means you don’t even have the right perception of yourself because you don’t even fully know who you are. However, something that you’ve forgotten about could be a prominent memory in somebody else’s mind. It trips me out.
staff at checkout: that’ll be $9.95
me: here’s $10.00
me: keep the change